Sissy Squat Machine
See the floorspace it needsBeta
This marks out the space the Sissy Squat Machine claims — its published footprint and height at true size, like taping off the spot in your garage. It shows the room it needs, not the machine itself.
Point your camera at the floor once it opens.
Floorspace footprint Floorspace only — the maker's published footprint marked out on the floor at true size. Not a 3D model of the machine: this equipment's shape can't be drawn honestly from its published numbers, but the floor it needs can. 18″ × 46″ of floor.
Full specifications
Essentials
- Adjustable
- No
Adjustability
- Adjustment mechanism
- Unknown
Pad & comfort
- N/A
- Upholstery
- Vinyl
Build & capacity
- Weight capacity
- Light (<700 lb)
Footprint & mobility
- Length — fits within
- 46 in
- Width — fits within
- 18 in
- Bench weight
- 40 lb
Standards & extras
- Color options
- No
- Made in
- Unknown
- Warranty
- 1yr
More specs
- Colors available
- Black
- No gap when flat
- No
- 11ga
- Capacity basis
- Unspecified
- Catalog status
- New
- Weight capacity (exact)
- 300 lb
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